Dirty, skanky and slaggy single mum or gran, please! - Glasgow

I rather think the title says it all! :)

I already a nice, genuine Glaswegian contact based elsewhere in Scotland who is into this, runs her own operation and has a close female friend - also from Glasgow but based elsewhere - who runs a much larger operation. NB: if you _really_ need to know what I mean by the word 'operation', then you're not paying very close attention and this ad is definitely not for you!

However, don't worry - I'm not looking for a woman who runs her own group or, indeed, 'operation'. What I'm after is a dirty, skanky, slaggy and depraved single mum or gran with a certifiably long, messy, complicated and early sexual history who is looking for genuine adult fun with no limits.

You can be of any age (there's no lower limit) and of any colour. However, you MUST be genuine, reliable, friendly, engaging and willing to share your personal stories with mine and tell the truth when doing so. No timewasters, please.

I'll expect you to have: done and allowed plenty of stuff under the roof that, shall we say, social services might have been interested in; been exposed to most stuff from early on; be used to dressing short in (basic) wear from tip to toe; and have had your influence rub off on your sons and daughters in all sorts of nice ways! I don't mind if you're a smoker, drinker or drug-taker.

My name is a pseudonym and the pic (of Daniel Levy) matches closest to my personal features. I'll give you my real name when we're both comfortable to move onto the next stage. Should we meet, it'll be in public.

Bye. xx